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Dear _______,
I was taking a walk in the woods yesterday when I ran into a person. It was strange, since there were hardly anyone who came back out of the forest. I was on a rescue mission, if you were wondering. But this person was no ordinary person. He had eyes on his arms, and a rubix cube fused into his head!
I don't know, maybe I was going blind. But anyways, don't tell ANYONE about this please?
From,
Moi